How it works
Every six hours, an automated process selects a topic currently trending on Google Trends, drafts a short opinion column on it, illustrates it, and publishes the result to this site. Articles are committed to a private Git repository and deployed automatically to Cloudflare Pages.
What it is
This is satirical opinion writing, not reporting. The columnist voice is confident, contrarian, and a bit aggrieved — the way op-eds tend to be. Real public events form the backdrop; the take is the joke. There is no human reporter, no fact-checker, and no copy desk.
Editorial standards
The system prompt instructs the model to avoid: putting real quotes in the mouths of real named living people; incitement, harassment, or threats; slurs; medical, legal, or financial advice; and specific factual claims about real elections, vote counts, or voting procedures. Fictional sources used to advance an argument are marked as fictional.
How to read it
Treat what you read here the way you would treat an unverified op-ed from a stranger on the internet: as one perspective, presented with confidence, deserving of skepticism. Do not act on any factual claim without confirming it from a primary source.